Fakeass Restaurant (not in Gardena)

The Fake Ass Restaurant Experience

The finest cuts of meat, and fresh veg prepared by an ecclectic collection of Chefs.

The Official Sponsor. Always Cold. Occassionally, exploding cans of lesser sponsors.

Come for the Waygu. Wash it down with the Official Sponsor. Stick around for a Han-Chan.

Steak

The Waygu

Oyster Mushrooms

Roasted and Crispy

Roasted Tomato and Labneh

With Herbs and Pita Bread

Charcuterie

The Finest in the Land

Desserts

Cheesecake and Ice Cream

Beer

The Official Sponsor

2010-2012

Our Humble Beginnings

Taking full advantage of the cotage laws, Fake Ass Restaurant starts out of Space Lazer's apartment.
December 2013

The Greatest Jewish Mahjong Player is Discovered

On Christmas Day, the official end of year Han Chan is played and a new champion is crowned.
December 2014

A New Location

Lazers establishes the new permanent home for Fake Ass Restaurant. By Catch Inspector joins the staff.
July 2022

The Waygu

Fake Ass Restaurant raises it's quality standards once again, and introduces the Waygu as the standard to beat.
2023

New Challengers Arrive

The 30th Ranked Player in New York tests his stills against the best that Gardena has to offer.
2024

Best Coast

New York Fails to Send it's Champion. The West Coast extends it's winning streak.